Mere Filmi MiyaJi!

This is what my wife has to say to me everytime we talk. A lot of this can be credited to me for my incessant use of Bollywood dialogues on every situation with her.

a) I love long hairs BUT today morning I happened to tell my wife to get a BOB cut. Why? Actually every second is precious in the morning when we are fighting the WAR TO CATCH THE BUS, and if she goes for a BOB cut, it would save us a couple of precious minutes. But my wife was ready for it. Pat came her reply: BUT you told me you love big hair. Pat came by filmi dialogue:
Movie: Lakshaya
Dialogue: Agar mali banna hai to sabse acha ghaas katne wala bano. Agar scientist banna hai to sabse acha scientist bano. Agar bal bade karne hai, to sabse lambe baal karo. Phew....

b) Later in the day she asked me how to copy and paste certain text while chatting. Bollywood set me thinking and out came my reply:
Movie: Sholay
My Reply: Woh to main usi tarah sikhaunga jaise Dharmendra ne Hema ko gun se shoot karna sikhaya tha